It is, you guessed it, The Scarlet Pimpernel's huge enormous 15th birthday! Witness my fingers as I celebrate this accomplishment by TSP.
Happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
A happy birthday to TSP
You Frenchies who seek him, everywhere, why don't you come to me?
I found his house on Google Earth, but I wish he were here!
Oh well, I guess I'll have to wait until I visit someday!
That time will come someday, so don't despair, and don't get caught by Frenchmen (and don't let Captain Dameon be caught by Spaniards, as I would really hate that!)
Happy birthday to TSP
Happy birthday to you!
p.s. It's not entirely my fault that the words don't rhyme- This was the spur of the moment- Captain Joseph